Tuesday, November 27, 2012
THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE HYPER:
#1. Write a blog and tell people what's on your mind-
I think it's important to pass down from generation to generation the....
my sugar high is crashing as I type so I'm not sure I'm going to be able to carry on.
BUT I MUST! For there is late-night banana bread in the oven!
I just had this thought...I just left to go to the bathroom, so what if while I was away my cat decided to type something really crazy up and posted it but then created a new post and wrote what I already had typed??? Paranoia over the theory of a super cat...it's a problem!
Down to the goods!!!
There's this YouTube lovely lady with a "channel" (maybe that's the right word to use) called "Drunk Kitchen" LOOK IT UP, YOU'LL DIE HAPPIER! After watching it I always find myself talking with a lisp- but that's all in good nature. I just feel like I might need to have a YouTube "channel" that refers to all of the things I say and do during a hyper fit.
I've been really into facebook status updates because of my hyperness and because of my new phone that has this thing called wifi and 4G. Crazy! But yeah, whenever I have something good to say or just mediocre that someone might enjoy and get a laugh out of I post it as quick as you can say Ratatouillieeeeeeeeeee....I DIDN'T SAY AS QUICK AS YOU CAN SPELL IT! If I can't come up with anything but wished I had something to say I post whatever. Just whatever! Like a Christmas list that consists of only junk food.
I always feel like I'm being judged for learning how to type with a double space after the period. That's how I learned in 8th grade and then when I was still in college I heard someone say that they were doing away with that style of typing and it made me wonder if my A+ behavior in typing class was going to make professors think I was just trying to make my papers into the 12 pages it needed to be by having more space. I did however hear about people using huge periods to end their sentences...but maybe they just needed to learn old school typing. MY BOYFRIEND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TYPE! Way to call him out huh? I don't think he has any shame in not knowing...but I guess I harbor it all.
Postman asks: Is there anything perishable in this package?
Customer says: IT'S FRUITCAKE! IT'S ALREADY PERISHED!
(A one-act play written and directed and performed by Emilammy Jammy I)
THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE HYPER and it's late...
1. Bake a late-night banana bread out of the brown bananas your pops didn't eat from last week.
2. Write a blog
3. Call you boyfriend and yak off his ear because if you don't he'll wait too long to call you and you're hyperness will already be focused on bananas and blogging.
4. When no ones asleep yet you have to be noisy and talk a lot...but when they're asleep you need to move out because THERE'S NO SLEEP UNTIL BROOKLYN! whatever that means.
5. I'm almost finished with HP #4 but that has nothing to do with hyperness because right now Cedric Diggory is dead and the dark lord has now been brought back to power!!!
I NEED A SOMETHING FROM SONIC STAT! As stat as tomorrow can come! Preferably around lunch time. But what if I don't want it when tomorrow comes?! Sometime I wonder why my brain is so much more adventurous than my body. I think, "Oooh! Sonic coupons! How cool would it be to just go get a soda right now, for no good reason?!" but then I sit back down at the computer and just tell you my woes about the hoes inside of me that don't make my feet move in the direction of the car. First I'd need shoes and a jacket and...car keys! See...too much work just for a spur of the moment idea. If I had those things already on me then I would've been out the door. However, I don't really even know if Sonic is even open. WHATEVER! THERE'S LATE-NIGHT BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN! and it would take longer than the 13 minutes left on the clock to get there and back plus ordering a drink in between there and back.
THIS IS WHAT 13 MORE MINUTES OF BLOGGING LOOKS LIKE:
1. Time to spell check
2. Add a picture
3. Post this thang!
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