I'm re-writing it, so deal with it!

Seriously though, I've started to re-write this book I'm reading.  Weird?  Maybe.  Brilliant?  Duh.

I wont throw the book under the bus, COUGH COUGH beautiful creatures COUGH COUGH, but it's terribly written (and this is coming from someone who loved Twilight while she loved it and her best friend said that was terribly written THIS MUST BE 10x WORSE!) and I think I can get all of the important stuff written down in a better way.  No more "product placement" which may have been how they were able to write the book and afford it, but seriously it's annoying.  I don't want to read about a Wal-Mart when I'm trying to read about Witches.  If they're paying you to be put in the book don't fit them in just put them in the back of the book with coupons...everyone named Emily loves a coupon. 

I've already finished the intro!  I'll probably go through that blurb site and print the book out when/if I finish. 

There are no raunchy scenes, so we'll add some JUST KIDDING THIS ISN'T TWILIGHT.  But what do I know, they have an electrical current run through them when they touch (which wasn't in the movie, and I'm okay with that because speaking of Twilight, that's totally a copy cat moment.  No ma'ams) so maybe something will happen in the next 3 books.  There's hope right?  If there are three more books in the series, one could hope that we get that "Old Man Ravenwood" is not loved by his fellow Gatlin homies and the bitches at the school created a league against his neice.  All of that is stupid too.  "Old Man Ravenwood" is probably used 1,000 times and when you think it's over 3/4 into the book they use it again.  No body says that crap...unless you're from South Carolina?  OH!  You can totally get the message across very simply that the town is small and close-minded okay? You don't need to bring up different reasons in the intro and then in the whole first chapter every other sentence.  "That's how small Gatlin is...blah blah blah"  "That's how small it is seriously" "That's when you know you're gonna be sucked into the vortex of small ness"  (none of these are actual quotes, I'm just a genius in making shit up).  Ha     Ha.

With my already hectic schedule, I'm going to attempt to conquer this.

This is not all she wrote, because it's a small town and the librarian makes an appearance when it's not needed.  No wonder the movie change so much stuff...GOOD RIDDANCE!