Friday, September 28, 2012

Damn, we've had a lot of cats!

This is Molly. She is a he, however we've know him so long as a her that Molly will just be referred to as "she" and "her."  Yes...that is a dingle berry behind her hind leg.  It's normal.
I've been keeping a note card close by so that whenever good things pop up I write them down so that I might be able to use them in one of my posts.  Since I have nothing else to do right night but go to the bathroom I think I'll hold it a while to tell you what I've written down and why.
 
What makes me feel good: On a note card
 
When people are walking past me to the beat of my music.
The song Joy Ride by The Killers was playing when I saw the future love of my life strut by my dorm room window.  It was the best room for creeping on people and texting them right when I see them taking the short cut through the grass past the chapel.  "I see you!" I probably should have said that I was in my room.  Whatever, it's funny watching them look around like "what?"
 
Royalty: Clothing Optional
I love all the publicity over royalty and their lack of clothing.  I don't give a flying rats ass if someone wants to be free from cotton/rayon/spandex, you name it.  Let them strip and quit making their bodies even more exposed to the world because I'm sure once it hit the news the people hit google, safe search OFF.
 
"Look, it's Hagred!"
This little girl at the farmers market in Falls Church while I was visiting my Great Aunt and Uncle said this after spotting my Great Uncle.  Sheesh that made me laugh!  I was the only one of us 3 that heard it or knew who she was pointing out.  Personally I think he looks more like Vernon Dursley, but I still love that little girl for making my day.  I still don't know if he knew who Hagred was.
 
Damn, we've had a lot of cats!
I found my construction paper ode to the cats we've had.  I will proceed to describe it as I have done so on this paper.
1. Mathilda- Black, Orange, White, Brown, Gray :( Old age
2. Stripe- Orange and White Stripes :(
3. Thomas- Gray Tabby :(
4. Mischief- Gray and White :(
5. Spunky- Light Orange :( Amdroe
6. Midnight (#1)- Black :(
7. Buster- Black :( Car
8. Sweetpea- Gray and White :( Car
9. Max- Gray :( Dog
10. Mightnight (#2)- Black with Reddish chest :( Garage door
11. Whiskers- White and Gray Stripes :( Old
12. Shelly- Turtle Shell :( Car
13. Sadie- Turtle Shell :( Kidneys
14. Molly- Orange and White :)
15. Dusty- Dusty Black ???
16. Boots- Gray and White :( Car
17. Peaches- Orange and White :)
18. Cookie- Black and White :( Went blind
19. Taco- Black and White (visitor) ?
20. Shmeagle- Black and White (visitor)  :)
21. Sir Knight (Black)- I believe we took him to the shelter b/c he was mean
22. Moostache- Gray with white mustache (visitor) ?
23. Boo- Turtle Shell :)
24. Ron aka Bite Me- Orange and White :( Was put out because he was acting very strange
25. April- Gray Tabby (My cat specifically) :)
 
Well, now that I have sufficiently depressed you.
That is all!


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