Drinking makes me feel good? Uh oh!

I lerv these spiders...they're my faves.

I wonder if people in other countries say things like Er Mer Gerd! (oh my god)?  Ya know, like take their words and make crazy funny slang with it.  Next time I go over seas I'm gonna just use all slang and be like...what? you don't know what I'm saying?!  Get outta here crazy monkey slayer.

But seriously, I have a marg like every now and then instead of just...once in a long while.  I admit that I drink them when I'm feeling down...so the sugar and the booz can bring me back up.  My friend told me to try the vitamin B6 so my mom has some that are probably expired but I'm trying them.  Next paycheck from now...14 days blech! I'll be purchasing some up to date ones.

When abbreviations started becoming cool like OMG and LMAO, etc.  I couldn't believe how easy it was to just figure out what they meant by guessing.  It must have been the young blood running through me...however later a friend texted me ILY and I was like...you forgot the EM...but I do believe I caught it eventually and hopefully before I sent my dumb reply.  I LOVE YOU...should never be shortened anyways.

Drunk Bloggin'.  I'm not drunk yet...and I probably wont be after this 6oz margaheatarita.  I'm probably just insane to begin with so just thinking about drinking things that change something in me makes me prematurely cray.

"You be straight cray righ nah"  ..................that's what I'll say to them french people.................and they'll be like: Escoosemwah?  I took Spanish.

But I would never smash one of those spiders.  If it's big and scary SMOOSH if it's medium and scary SMOOSH if it's little and in my room SMOOSH.  Mosquito's.  If they're suckin' my blood SMOOSH if they're buzzin round my ear SMOOSH if they're buzzin around the room and I see them SMOOSH.  Birds.  If they're playing infront of my car SMOOSH.... NO SERIOUSLY! That happened and I was like AHHHHHH WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!  Poor dear.  Dears.  If they're in front of my car when I'm going 60 SMOOSH.  My Car in that scenario SMOOSH. 

I'm going to go crazy.  Just a warning.  I can't handle this...well...I can...I just can't handle the times I can't handle it.  Yeh Geht Iht?  So this is what happened...he gets a job pretty soon after graduation and he's looking at apartments and I'm saying that one would be nice because we could use the extra rooms for our offices and he never once says anything against me saying those things so I'm like sweet he's in.  What happens like 5 hours later?  He dumps me!  I just don't see myself marrying you.  What a dihque.  What a lie.  I'm bitter and I'm not gonna hide it.  3 years of bulllllllll. It was bull because I kept him around for 2 years extra than I should've anyways.  It would've been much easier to find another man in College...now it's too late and I have to just run into people.  What a joke.  I don't have the patience for this...and it depresses me.  Hence the fact that I'm going to go crazy.

Drunk blog over.