Pre Cocktails and Cake

 

Jell-o shots anyone?!  No?  That's ok, more for me then.

Is that a good idea?!  Eh.

 

For my Cocktails and Cake "birthday" party I decided to go all out.  Go all out in the sense that I didn't go all out for my "Sweet 16" or for my 21st.  Really "go all out" means..."get drunk."  But I guess not many 16-year-olds were getting drunk.  Ya never know

 

THE MENU

 

*jell-o shots*

*pineapple-run-tea punch*

*berry bubbly punch*

*mango strawberry daiquiri*

*hawaiian party punch*

 

*rainbow cupcakes*

*mint chocolate poke cake*

*almond carrot cake*

 

Did you think I was joking about the cocktails and cake?  It's literally a ton of mixed drinks and cake!  Your mind is blown, and mine is still intact.  Therefore, you wont be coming to my party so there will be more cake for me.

 

Salt?!  You think we need something salty?!

 

We might.

 

But who doesn't like to be swaishty faced and hyper?ghffhgfgvhkmhbgdfd (That was the cat, helping me type.) I've been very hyper lately...so maybe I should fast on sugar before tomorrow AS I DRINK GREEN TEA WITH A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR!

 

She's a light-weight to sugar!

 

Bahaha!  Get it?  Well, I do.  I had eaten well for a whole week/I didn't have an appetite for a whole week, so when my appetite came back I was like, "Give me yum-yums!"  So along with my appetite came my personality?  (If hyperness is a personality)  It's not like I'm ashamed of my hyperness...I live it up with NO SHAME!

 

Be there/Be square y'all.